Monday, February 12, 2007

CHINESE SIINGER/STUDENT/TOURIST/HUSTLER/WHATEVER IN SINGAPORE

THIS IS MY NUMBER ONE BEEF.
WHO THE HELL SLIPPED UP IN THE IMMIGRATION DEPT AND LET ALL THESE PARASITES IN(FOR THE LACK OF A BETTER TERM).
HOOKERS POSING AS STUDENTS/TOURISTS/SINGERS(IN NIGHTCLUBS)/PARTICIPANTS IN PHONY MARRIAGES ARE COMING IN BY THE PLANE LOADS.
FOR THE AVERAGE SINGAPOREAN TO HAVE THIS THRUST UPON HIM OR HER IS ABSOLUTELY UNFAIR.WHAT HAVE THEY DONE FOR US LATELY?(MEANT TO BE RHETORICAL).
THEREFORE I IMPLORE THEM:PLEASE KINDLY STOP COMING TO OUR SHORES IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER EXCEPT FOR YOUR MAINLAND BITS AND COOCHIES.WE HAVE OUR OWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IF YOU ARE NOT HERE TO THROW MONEY AT OUR ECONOMY, THEN PLEASE, MAY I REFER YOU TO HONGKONG INSTEAD?
THERE ARE RICHER PREYS IN HK THAN HERE SURELY, THOUGH OURS ARE WAY MORE GULLIBLE, AND ARE UNDENIABLY LACKING IN TASTE-JUST LOOK AT THE WAY THEY DRESS.NUFF SAID.
OH AND FYI, THERE ARE ALOT OF MAINLAND CHINESE WOMEN HOOKING ALL OVER THE WORLD VIA THE COURTESY OF A SINGAPOREAN(AND A HOST OF OTHER NATIONALITIES) PASSPORT.
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END-WE ARE NOW KNOWN AS A NATION OF HAPPY HOOKERS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT SHIPLOADS OF FAKE SINGAPOREANS, BUT REAL HOOKERS CAN UNRAVEL THE REPUTE THAT WE HAVE PAINSTAKINGLY BUILT OVER THE DECADES IN A MATTER OF YEARS, THAT BORING SINGAPORE IS NOW A FREE FOR ALL?
THIS WE HAVE THE IMMIGRATION DEPT TO THANK-ONCE AGAIN.

SINGLISH-A SHOW OF STREET CRED OR SIMPLY JUST GRATUITOUS?

PERSONALLY, I THINK THAT SINGLISH IS A SHOW OF STREET CRED, BUT OF COURSE THERE IS A TIME AND OCCASSION FOR THAT-LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO THE BROTHAS, BUT OTHERWISE, IF SOMEONE'S TRYING TO GET A CHEAP LAUGH OUT OF SINGLISH,ITS STUPID, NOT TO MENTION PLEBIAN.

WHATS YOUR BEEF????

THIS IS A BLOG FOR ALL SINGAPOREANS AND FRIENDS WHO HAVE A BEEF WITH ANYTHING PERTAINING TO ,OR HAPPENING IN-SINGAPORE.
UNLEASH THE FURY...ITS CALMING